She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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