don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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