I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
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nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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