What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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