guys are not supposed to queef...right?
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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