You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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