absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
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girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
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I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
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