You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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