Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
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I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
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I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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