I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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