literally had 100 drinks last night.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
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pop tarts are not kleenex
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
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Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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