May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
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