Can i not drive my cunt home
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
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Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
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I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I would ride that face into the sunset
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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