Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Randomize
