I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
I look better un-naked...
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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