I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
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I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
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the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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