I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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