Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
my liver is dry heaving
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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