seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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