So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
So much rum. So many feels.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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