i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
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Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
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If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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