Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
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She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
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Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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