So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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