Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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