Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
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Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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