Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Randomize
