yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
where does the pee come out of this thing
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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