Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
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im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
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We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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