This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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