Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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