Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
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as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
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IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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