Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Everyone says I win the strip club
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
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