Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
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Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
