idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I need to align my fucking chakras
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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