this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
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He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
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Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
If I die, sorry about rent.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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