Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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