plz talk dirty to me
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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