Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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