Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
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we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
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Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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