another moral hangover. fuck.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
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