Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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