Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
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He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
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Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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