Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
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Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
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I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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