did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
The air was thick with penises
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
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