If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
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I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
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I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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