The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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