There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
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they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
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I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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