sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I'm really into asian looking animals
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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