i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I just gift wrapped bread.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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