so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
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watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
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I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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