Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
We have so much sex to catch up on
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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