Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
Randomize
