question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Quick, to the slutcave!
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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