If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
wow bdsm is so cute
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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