YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
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It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
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I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
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