This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
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IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
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Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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